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| Buyer: obbeachbum (User Rating) | Rating: Positive | When: 04/24/2026 at 11:32:42 |
| Auction: 17411933 |
| Comments: "A guy goes to the doctor and says, 'Hey doc, I think I'm going deaf.' Doctor says, 'Oh, that's really unfortunate. Can you describe the symptoms for me?' Guy says, 'Yeah, Homer is a fat yellow man and Marge has blue hair.'" |
| Buyer: obbeachbum (User Rating) | Rating: Positive | When: 04/24/2026 at 11:28:20 |
| Auction: 17411780 |
| Comments: I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it. My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at the zoo. |
| Buyer: obbeachbum (User Rating) | Rating: Positive | When: 04/01/2026 at 14:41:48 |
| Auction: 17410397 |
| Comments: Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a big hug. |
| Poster: GunAuction.com Management | Rating: Positive | When: 06/27/2024 at 03:51:01 |
| Auction: 17337245 |
| Comments: Transaction Successfully Completed |
| Buyer: obbeachbum (User Rating) | Rating: Positive | When: 06/19/2024 at 15:39:04 |
| Auction: 17344234 |
| Comments: Why did the veterinarian prescribe birth-control pills for dogs? It’s part of an anti-litter campaign. On what grounds did the police arrest the devil? They got him on possession. What do you give a man who has everything? Penicillin. |
| Poster: GunAuction.com Management | Rating: Positive | When: 09/01/2023 at 03:51:01 |
| Auction: 17287389 |
| Comments: Transaction Successfully Completed |
| Poster: GunAuction.com Management | Rating: Positive | When: 07/12/2023 at 03:51:01 |
| Auction: 17223514 |
| Comments: Transaction Successfully Completed |
| Buyer: obbeachbum (User Rating) | Rating: Positive | When: 05/09/2023 at 17:30:04 |
| Auction: 17263397 |
| Comments: My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. I went to buy some camo pants but couldn’t find any. failed math so many times at school, I can’t even count. My father has schizophrenia, but he’s good people. |
| Buyer: obbeachbum (User Rating) | Rating: Positive | When: 03/15/2023 at 12:34:35 |
| Auction: 17271736 |
| Comments: If you can’t find a lawyer who knows the law...Find a lawyer who knows the judge! What’s the difference between a Greyhound terminal and a lobster with boobs? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean. |
| Buyer: obbeachbum (User Rating) | Rating: Positive | When: 02/26/2023 at 07:23:45 |
| Auction: 17268449 |
| Comments: Sandy’s mum has four kids; North, West, East. What is the name of the fourth child? Sandy, obviously! If an electric train is traveling south at 10 miles per hour and the wind is blowing North at 10 miles per hour, which way does the smoke blow? Fooled you! Electric trains don’t blow smoke. |
| Buyer: obbeachbum (User Rating) | Rating: Positive | When: 01/03/2023 at 19:18:34 |
| Auction: 17254742 |
| Comments: The relatives of the family's rich dowager gathered for the reading of her will after her long awaited death. "Being of sound mind," read the lawyer, "I spent every last cent before I died." |
| Buyer: obbeachbum (User Rating) | Rating: Positive | When: 01/03/2023 at 19:16:00 |
| Auction: 17253626 |
| Comments: My boss made me go into the office on Labor Day. Halfway through the day, he came in to check up on me and caught me having a beer. He said to me, "You can't drink while you're working." I said, "Oh, don't worry - I'm not working." |
| Poster: GunAuction.com Management | Rating: Positive | When: 04/10/2022 at 03:51:02 |
| Auction: 17198738 |
| Comments: Transaction Successfully Completed |
| Poster: GunAuction.com Management | Rating: Positive | When: 12/03/2021 at 03:51:01 |
| Auction: 17171576 |
| Comments: Transaction Successfully Completed |
| Poster: GunAuction.com Management | Rating: Positive | When: 09/14/2021 at 03:51:01 |
| Auction: 17155588 |
| Comments: Transaction Successfully Completed |
| Poster: GunAuction.com Management | Rating: Positive | When: 06/29/2021 at 03:51:02 |
| Auction: 17134092 |
| Comments: Transaction Successfully Completed |
| Poster: GunAuction.com Management | Rating: Positive | When: 06/29/2021 at 03:51:02 |
| Auction: 17141594 |
| Comments: Transaction Successfully Completed |
| Poster: GunAuction.com Management | Rating: Positive | When: 06/29/2021 at 03:51:02 |
| Auction: 17141595 |
| Comments: Transaction Successfully Completed |
| Poster: GunAuction.com Management | Rating: Positive | When: 06/29/2021 at 03:51:02 |
| Auction: 17141597 |
| Comments: Transaction Successfully Completed |
| Poster: GunAuction.com Management | Rating: Positive | When: 06/29/2021 at 03:51:02 |
| Auction: 17141600 |
| Comments: Transaction Successfully Completed |
| Buyer: obbeachbum (User Rating) | Rating: Positive | When: 03/22/2021 at 19:01:33 |
| Auction: 17134095 |
| Comments: The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why women like Chinese food so much. The study revealed that this is due to the fact that 'Won Ton' spelled backward is 'Not Now'. Why do they call it the novel coronavirus? It’s a long story… |
| Poster: GunAuction.com Management | Rating: Positive | When: 03/10/2021 at 13:24:01 |
| Auction: 17133454 |
| Comments: Transaction Successfully Completed |
| Poster: GunAuction.com Management | Rating: Positive | When: 01/06/2021 at 12:55:24 |
| Auction: 17116304 |
| Comments: Transaction Successfully Completed |
| Poster: GunAuction.com Management | Rating: Positive | When: 01/06/2021 at 12:55:14 |
| Auction: 17120336 |
| Comments: Transaction Successfully Completed |
| Buyer: Jamess245 (User Rating) | Rating: Positive | When: 11/20/2020 at 18:37:42 |
| Auction: 17104744 |
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| Buyer: obbeachbum (User Rating) | Rating: Positive | When: 10/31/2020 at 15:45:38 |
| Auction: 17107987 |
| Comments: "Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game." -Babe Ruth "You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose." -Dr. Seuss "I failed my way to success." -Thomas Edison |
| Buyer: obbeachbum (User Rating) | Rating: Positive | When: 10/31/2020 at 15:39:52 |
| Auction: 17108894 |
| Comments: Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans." -John Lennon Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn." -Benjamin Franklin |
| Poster: GunAuction.com Management | Rating: Positive | When: 10/28/2020 at 22:35:00 |
| Auction: 123456789 |
| Comments: Transaction Successfully Completed |
| Buyer: obbeachbum (User Rating) | Rating: Positive | When: 10/13/2020 at 13:00:54 |
| Auction: 17104949 |
| Comments: Confucius say 1.Man who not poop for many days must take care of back log2.Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. |
| Poster: GunAuction.com Management | Rating: Positive | When: 10/08/2020 at 14:26:49 |
| Auction: 17107936 |
| Comments: Transaction Successfully Completed |
| Buyer: obbeachbum (User Rating) | Rating: Positive | When: 09/20/2020 at 17:48:06 |
| Auction: 17102416 |
| Comments: What do mummies listen to on Halloween? Wrap music. How do you make a skeleton laugh? You tickle his funny bone! Which Halloween monster is good at math? Count Dracula! What is a vampire's favorite holiday, besides Halloween? Fangs-giving! |
| Buyer: obbeachbum (User Rating) | Rating: Positive | When: 09/20/2020 at 17:30:54 |
| Auction: 17102417 |
| Comments: How are lesbians and walruses different? One has a mustache and smells like fish and the other one is a walrus. |
| Buyer: obbeachbum (User Rating) | Rating: Positive | When: 09/20/2020 at 17:28:51 |
| Auction: 17102815 |
| Comments: A man found a mustache hidden underneath a water valve in his house... He messaged his old room mate who had moved out 5 months earlier to see if he knew anything about the mustache as the compartment to reach the valve was in his old room.The ex room mate replied "You found it!, My secret stache!" |
| Buyer: obbeachbum (User Rating) | Rating: Positive | When: 09/19/2020 at 04:24:49 |
| Auction: 17102421 |
| Comments: Since the coronavirus outbreak, my 47-year-old son has been washing his hands religiously. In fact, he said, “I’ve been washing my hands so much, I found the answers to an old eighth-grade math quiz.” |
| Buyer: obbeachbum (User Rating) | Rating: Positive | When: 09/19/2020 at 04:20:01 |
| Auction: 17102415 |
| Comments: How do you prevent a Summer cold? Catch it in the Winter! Q: What does daylight saving time mean in Seattle? A: An extra hour of rain. Q: What do you call a wet bear? A: A drizzly bear |
| Buyer: obbeachbum (User Rating) | Rating: Positive | When: 09/18/2020 at 17:36:26 |
| Auction: 17102451 |
| Comments: 4.My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away. 5.I'm so good at sleeping. I can do it with my eyes closed. 6.My boss told me to have a good day.. so I went home |
| Buyer: obbeachbum (User Rating) | Rating: Positive | When: 09/18/2020 at 17:34:47 |
| Auction: 17102453 |
| Comments: 1.Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over. 2.I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day. |
| Poster: GunAuction.com Management | Rating: Positive | When: 09/16/2020 at 20:28:21 |
| Auction: 17102452 |
| Comments: Transaction Successfully Completed |
| Buyer: obbeachbum (User Rating) | Rating: Positive | When: 09/13/2020 at 18:05:42 |
| Auction: 17099770 |
| Comments: What's Joe Biden's favorite arcade game? Space Invaders Why doesn’t Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals? Because he can’t sniff their hair. What do you get when you rearrange the letters in Joe Biden? I need job. TRUMP 2020 |
| Poster: GunAuction.com Management | Rating: Positive | When: 08/18/2020 at 22:30:57 |
| Auction: 12841378 |
| Comments: Transaction Successfully Completed |
| Poster: GunAuction.com Management | Rating: Positive | When: 08/18/2020 at 22:28:52 |
| Auction: 12841381 |
| Comments: Transaction Successfully Completed |
| Poster: GunAuction.com Management | Rating: Positive | When: 08/18/2020 at 22:25:06 |
| Auction: 17098474 |
| Comments: Transaction Successfully Completed |
| Poster: GunAuction.com Management | Rating: Positive | When: 08/10/2020 at 10:18:27 |
| Auction: 17096065 |
| Comments: Transaction Successfully Completed |
| Poster: GunAuction.com Management | Rating: Positive | When: 08/02/2020 at 15:21:52 |
| Auction: 16942825 |
| Comments: Transaction Successfully Completed |
| Poster: GunAuction.com Management | Rating: Positive | When: 07/22/2020 at 15:26:48 |
| Auction: 17092128 |
| Comments: Transaction Successfully Completed |
| Buyer: obbeachbum (User Rating) | Rating: Positive | When: 07/15/2020 at 19:51:27 |
| Auction: 17090158 |
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| Buyer: obbeachbum (User Rating) | Rating: Positive | When: 07/14/2020 at 18:54:33 |
| Auction: 17090159 |
| Comments: Sometimes during the weekends I drink some water - to surprise my liver. I wonder what Facebook employees do to waste their time at work? |
| Poster: GunAuction.com Management | Rating: Positive | When: 07/07/2020 at 11:34:13 |
| Auction: 17056095 |
| Comments: Transaction Successfully Completed |
| Poster: GunAuction.com Management | Rating: Positive | When: 04/17/2020 at 09:50:09 |
| Auction: 17056049 |
| Comments: Transaction Successfully Completed |
| Buyer: obbeachbum (User Rating) | Rating: Positive | When: 04/13/2020 at 22:49:10 |
| Auction: 17045175 |
| Comments: A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy." Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. |
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