Two catholic preists decided to take a well deserved vacation to the carribean. When they arived they decided they wanted to be like everyone else and not be recognized as preists so they went to town and bought swim suits, sandles and sun glasses. They were on the beach enjoying a drink when this topless knockout blond came walking twards them, not being able to help it they both turned and watched her walk by, she nods at them and says "hi father, hi father". They were besides themselves how she knew they were preists. The next day they go to town and buy some really outrages outfit to conceal they're identity. Again they are enjoying a drink on the beach when the same topless blond comes walking by and says "hi father, hi father". The preist cant take and asked the blond how she knew they were preists, she said "oh father, it's me, sister Cathern".
A priest and a rabbi are seatmates on an airplane which suddenly develops engine trouble and crashes. The priest picks himself up from the wreckage, checks and finds he is uninjured, and says a silent prayer of thanks as he makes the Sign of the Cross. He looks for the rabbi and sees him rise, dust himself off, and is surprised to see him also make the Sign of the Cross, so he said, "Why, Rabbi - I didn't know Hebrews did that." The rabbi replied, "Oh, no. I vas just checkink - spectacles, testicles, vallet and vatch - I'm alright!"
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