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| Former Seller: Kan Do Arms(70-0-0) | Post#11 - Posted: 09/23/2007 at 11:28:56 |
| (no avatar) | NOT I. BUT THERE ARE A FEW THAT DON'T/DIDN'T LIKE THE JOKE I TOLD ABOUT HEAD AND SHOULDERS SHAMPOO. BUT I DID/DO GET A LAUGH AT THESE JOKES/ANY JOKE. |
| Former Seller: c3shooter(31-0-0) | Post#12 - Posted: 09/23/2007 at 19:27:41 |
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Best one I can remember was when the Catholic Chaplain showed up for services in the field. Church call was "Alright, me boyz- Mass in 5 minutes- the heathens will cover for you." |
| Buyer: 5thcommjarhead(39-0-0) | Post#13 - Posted: 09/24/2007 at 02:52:52 |
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A priest and a rabbi are seatmates on an airplane which suddenly develops engine trouble and crashes. The priest picks himself up from the wreckage, checks and finds he is uninjured, and says a silent prayer of thanks as he makes the Sign of the Cross. He looks for the rabbi and sees him rise, dust himself off, and is surprised to see him also make the Sign of the Cross, so he said, "Why, Rabbi - I didn't know Hebrews did that." The rabbi replied, "Oh, no. I vas just checkink - spectacles, testicles, vallet and vatch - I'm alright!" |
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