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Thread Admin: 5thcommjarhead (75-0-0) Posted: 05/22/2012 at 03:03:42
Total Posts: 34
Thread Title: "The Tailgate Twins Walk Into a Bar in London ....."
5thcommjarhead

"I was in a pub on Saturday night. Had a few drinks........

I noticed two large women by the bar. They both had strong accents so I asked "Hey, are you two ladies from Scotland ?"
One of them screamed "It's WALES you IDIOT!"
So, I immediately apologized and said "Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland ?"

That's pretty much all I remember....."   Laughing

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Buyer: brainaxe(22-0-0) Post#15 - Posted: 05/22/2012 at 14:01:33
brainaxe

aaahhhhh!!! You Suck! Split!! Yell

Seller: gov2mod(2551-0-0) Post#16 - Posted: 05/22/2012 at 14:08:48
gov2mod

Split, now that was totally uncalled for.

Former Seller: WALI(116-0-0) Post#17 - Posted: 05/22/2012 at 16:02:41
WALI

aaahhhhh!!! You Suck! Split!!

BOTH OF 'EM TOO......WALI..................

Seller: jessmoon(135-0-0) Post#18 - Posted: 05/22/2012 at 16:37:19
jessmoon

My eyes!!!! My eyes!!!!

Seller: familyguy(37-0-0) Post#19 - Posted: 05/23/2012 at 02:55:41
familyguy

Real women have curves...not hundred pound sacks of cottage cheese.  Frown

Former Seller: OLD RATTLER(211-0-0) Post#20 - Posted: 05/23/2012 at 05:27:39
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I don't think that little pickup would haul them two. Don't see how the tailgate held up. They would have to ride on the back. Can you imagine the two of them in the cab?

Buyer: Splittinhairs(18-0-0) Post#21 - Posted: 05/23/2012 at 05:36:07
Splittinhairs

Hafta be a crew cab!

Seller: Hartwell Gun(1430-1-4) Post#22 - Posted: 05/23/2012 at 06:55:38
Hartwell Gun

Boy,if they had said MD instead of IA i would have been worried.LOL!!!

Man arrested in drunken driving stunt after taking zebra, parrot on a trip to a bar

DUBUQUE, Iowa –  An Iowa man stopped outside a Dubuque bar with a small zebra and a parrot in his truck has been charged with drunken driving.

KCRG-TV reports officers arrested 56-year-old Jerald Reiter of Cascade on Sunday in the parking lot of the Dog House bar, where people had been taking photos of the animals.

Reiter says the zebra and macaw parrot are pets and like riding in the truck. Reiter claims he sometimes takes the animals into the bar, but the owner says they're not allowed inside.

Officers gave Reiter a field sobriety test and charged him with drunken driving. Reiter disputes the arrest. He says he was about to let a passenger, a person, begin driving.

He says he thinks someone who came to see the animals called police.

Zebra and parrot neglect --could get jail time!!!!!!LOL!!Good thing it wasn't a owl.

Buyer: Splittinhairs(18-0-0) Post#23 - Posted: 05/23/2012 at 06:57:51
Splittinhairs

MD? Oh, you'd be worried about 5th!

Thread Admin: 5thcommjarhead(75-0-0) Post#24 - Posted: 05/23/2012 at 07:27:08
5thcommjarhead

Better to have a zebra in a bar than in the Oval Office .....

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