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Thread Admin: oldhop (7-0-1) (Last 10 Posts) Posted: 03/31/2012 at 12:53:44
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Thread Title: "Blind coonass"
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A blind cajun walked into a lumber yard and asked for a job. The boss man said "you gotta be able to see the boards so ya know what kind of wood it is". Cajun says" I can tell by the smell, what kinda wood it is"!!  So, they test him, laid out a plank on a couple saw horses and told him to go for it. Cajun walks up and down sniffin the plank then says " Cedar, 10 ft. long!! He's right but they test him two more times, he gets em all right. Finally, the Boss man tells one of the hands to go get the secretary and strip her down. They lay her on the saw horses and the Cajun goes up and down a couyple times, finally, he says turn this one over, so they do. Up and down he goes, finally says, " that was a tough one but , it's a sh-- house door of a shrimp boat".  HIRED!!

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Seller: RobW(128-0-0) Post#1 - Posted: 04/04/2012 at 18:41:02
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Thar's sumpin fishy about thet boy....

Buyer: brainaxe(22-0-0) Post#2 - Posted: 04/04/2012 at 19:09:08

....he must be board.


(welcome back Robw!) Tongue out


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