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Thread Admin: Falarmco (650-0-4) (Last 10 Posts) Posted: 03/24/2012 at 03:37:20
Total Posts: 9
Thread Title: "Ya gotta LOVE Texas!!"

Texas Does it Again


An Arab enters a taxi cab in Oak Cliff, Texas ..........


Once he is seated he asks the cab driver to turn off the radio because he must not hear music as decreed by his religion and in the time of the prophet, there was no music, especially Western music, which is music of the infidel's and certainly no radio ........


So the cab driver politely switches off the radio, pulls over to the side, stops the cab and opens the back door.


The Arab asks him: “What are you doing man?”


The Texan answers: “In the time of the prophet there were no taxis.

So get your ass out and wait for a camel".


 You gotta love Texas !! 


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Seller: kraiger(47-0-0) Post#1 - Posted: 03/24/2012 at 04:23:54
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That is funny.


On a side note I was in walmart the other day and there was one of them muslim guys in there with his little girl and her face was all covered up you could not see her. I did not think of this till I was on way home. I should have said man you must have one ugly kid if you got to keep her all covered up like that.

Buyer: Splittinhairs(18-0-0) Post#2 - Posted: 03/24/2012 at 05:42:50

I didnt think you guys in Texas let Sheetheads in that State!

Former Seller: johnnysguns(70-0-0) Post#3 - Posted: 03/24/2012 at 13:08:35

Come on Split, there's all kinds of sh*theads in Texas. We'd even let you come down if'n you promised not to stay too long. Innocent

Seller: tomon(71-0-0) Post#4 - Posted: 03/24/2012 at 20:56:03


Buyer: 5thcommjarhead(75-0-0) Post#5 - Posted: 03/25/2012 at 05:50:12

Come on, JG.  You know that the only reason Texas doesn't fall into the Gulf of Mexico is that Oklahoma sucks!

(Lessee ....  That should make about a half dozen guys go ballistic at one crack.  Not a bad day's work.   Laughing  )

Former Seller: quackilla(19-0-0) Post#6 - Posted: 03/26/2012 at 06:00:42

5th I'm gonna you no count sorry squirt wearing aaaaaaa nevermind

Buyer: Splittinhairs(18-0-0) Post#7 - Posted: 03/26/2012 at 06:12:16

Tooooooo funny 5th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Buyer: Splittinhairs(18-0-0) Post#8 - Posted: 03/26/2012 at 09:36:10



Buyer: jimBash(6-0-0) Post#9 - Posted: 08/11/2012 at 04:37:41
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bite me 5th. oklahoma is so windy because texas sucks and kansas blows


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