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Thread Admin: A-5 NUTS (152-0-1) (Last 10 Posts) Posted: 03/04/2012 at 12:03:47
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Thread Title: "Morning Sex"
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"Morning Sex"
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual
Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only
The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said
Softly, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming

Or this is going to be my lucky day!"
Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then
Gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said,
"Thanks," and returned to the stove,
Her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked,

"What was that all about?"
She explained, "The egg timer's broken."
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Seller: Hagrid(72-0-0) Post#1 - Posted: 03/04/2012 at 13:46:07
Hagrid

good un LOL

Seller: RobW(128-0-0) Post#2 - Posted: 03/04/2012 at 19:26:58
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Talk about Quick-Draw McGraw!Surprised

Seller: jessmoon(131-0-0) Post#3 - Posted: 03/09/2012 at 12:35:58
jessmoon

LMAO

Thread Admin: A-5 NUTS(152-0-1) Post#4 - Posted: 03/11/2012 at 08:23:29
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Thread Admin: A-5 NUTS(152-0-1) Post#5 - Posted: 03/11/2012 at 08:25:40
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Buyer: double(17-0-0) Post#6 - Posted: 03/11/2012 at 12:43:42
double

Keep trying A5 you will get it.

Buyer: brainaxe(22-0-0) Post#7 - Posted: 03/11/2012 at 15:07:49
brainaxe

A-5 Nuts - You must first load the photo into a site like "Photobucket". Then you copy the URL from the source, and paste it in the photo system in the comments box.

It looks like you are trying to copy right from an Email pic.....

Maybe Split can explain it better. Good Luck! I can't wait to see these pics! Laughing

Thread Admin: A-5 NUTS(152-0-1) Post#8 - Posted: 03/11/2012 at 16:26:37
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I have to figure this out, Even when I go  to post pics when I list for selling an item I have to do it the old wayYell

Seller: Hagrid(72-0-0) Post#9 - Posted: 03/11/2012 at 18:34:06
Hagrid

If you load the pic from your puter to my pictures on site. You can take it from there to the forums.

Thread Admin: A-5 NUTS(152-0-1) Post#10 - Posted: 03/11/2012 at 19:21:55
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Sleeping with Bob

The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly.
 

 
They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.

The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.
 
 
They said, "Man, what happened to you?"  
 
He said, "Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."

The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.
 
 
They said, "Man, What happened to you? You look awful!" 
 
He said, 'Man, that Bob shakes The roof with his snoring. I watched him all night." 
The third night was Fred's turn. Fred was a tanned, older cowboy, a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.  
"Good morning!" he said.  
They couldn't believe it. They said, "Man, what
happened?"

He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night. Bob sat up and watched me all night."





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