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Thread Admin: johnnysguns (70-0-0) (Last 10 Posts) Posted: 12/06/2011 at 17:52:45
Total Posts: 7
Thread Title: "God's sense of humor"
johnnysguns

God's sense of humor !
During Creation, God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world.
And then He made the earth round.
Innocent

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Former Seller: quackilla(19-0-0) Post#1 - Posted: 12/06/2011 at 18:26:31
quackilla

wali is in FL but he is taken ROFLMAO

Former Seller: familyguy(37-0-0) Post#2 - Posted: 12/06/2011 at 19:34:13
familyguy

Florida?!  The only good thing about Florida is the shape...it looks like the U.S. is pissing on Cuba.

Former Seller: WALI(110-0-0) Post#3 - Posted: 12/07/2011 at 04:28:18
WALI

BITE ME QUACK. WALI............................

Buyer: Splittinhairs(18-0-0) Post#4 - Posted: 12/07/2011 at 05:42:43
Splittinhairs

LMAO Quack!

Buyer: Splittinhairs(18-0-0) Post#5 - Posted: 12/08/2011 at 06:50:00
Splittinhairs

CATHOLIC COFFEE MORNING IN ROME

 Four old Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square.

The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

 The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'."

 The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, The four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"

 She proudly replies, I have a daughter, SLIM & TALL 40 D Breasts 24" WAIST and 34" HIPS When she walks into a room, people say, “ Oh MY God”

Former Seller: familyguy(37-0-0) Post#6 - Posted: 12/08/2011 at 07:01:24
familyguy

Now THERE'S a service I would attend.  Gives a whole new spin to 'communion'.Tongue out

Former Seller: axolotl(604-0-0) Post#7 - Posted: 12/08/2011 at 08:59:55
axolotl

A story from a Jewish friend; A Jewish man sitting on a park bench with tears running down his face and another approaches him and says,`why the tears my friend` the first one replies, `My son has turned catholic`. The scond one says, `Funny you should mention it, So has mine` The first one says,  `what have you done about it.`. The second says` I`m on my way to the synagog to pray about it` The first says. `Would yo mind some company` And the second says, `come with me.` So they go and take seat and in unison they Pray, ` Dear God. Our sons have turned Catolic and we need some guidance. There was a roar and the roof blew off the building and a Voice spoke ` Funny you should mention it!!!!` axolotl



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