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Thread Admin: Splittinhairs (18-0-0) (Last 10 Posts) Posted: 12/03/2011 at 07:12:45
Total Posts: 14
Thread Title: "Another awkward moment."
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Former Seller: familyguy(37-0-0) Post#1 - Posted: 12/03/2011 at 07:42:03
familyguy

Split, you got any auctions I can message you through?  Got something I think you'll like that I'd rather not post.  

Former Seller: familyguy(37-0-0) Post#2 - Posted: 12/03/2011 at 07:44:06
familyguy

 Here's more for the awkward file:

Thread Admin: Splittinhairs(18-0-0) Post#3 - Posted: 12/03/2011 at 07:44:51
Splittinhairs

You can get my adress through mirandavold or 5th or Wali.

Thread Admin: Splittinhairs(18-0-0) Post#4 - Posted: 12/04/2011 at 04:49:05
Splittinhairs

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes.

 We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red, orange, and blue.

My dad kept staring at her. The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time.

When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

 Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!

In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid .... "Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you might be my kid."

Thread Admin: Splittinhairs(18-0-0) Post#5 - Posted: 12/04/2011 at 04:54:28
Splittinhairs

I pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and told my >friend

 >"That's us in 10 years".

> >He said "That's a mirror, dip-shit!

Thread Admin: Splittinhairs(18-0-0) Post#6 - Posted: 12/04/2011 at 05:17:17
Splittinhairs

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Former Seller: familyguy(37-0-0) Post#7 - Posted: 12/04/2011 at 06:52:42
familyguy

Former Seller: familyguy(37-0-0) Post#8 - Posted: 12/04/2011 at 07:23:08
familyguy

Thread Admin: Splittinhairs(18-0-0) Post#9 - Posted: 12/07/2011 at 13:39:44
Splittinhairs

I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on.

I said "You're pulling my leg."

Former Seller: BRDouglas(6-0-0) Post#10 - Posted: 12/07/2011 at 14:12:40
BRDouglas

Split, you crazy!

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