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| Seller: familyguy(37-0-0) | Post#1 - Posted: 12/03/2011 at 07:42:03 |
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Split, you got any auctions I can message you through? Got something I think you'll like that I'd rather not post. |
| Seller: familyguy(37-0-0) | Post#2 - Posted: 12/03/2011 at 07:44:06 |
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Here's more for the awkward file:
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| Thread Admin: Splittinhairs(18-0-0) | Post#3 - Posted: 12/03/2011 at 07:44:51 |
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You can get my adress through mirandavold or 5th or Wali. |
| Thread Admin: Splittinhairs(18-0-0) | Post#4 - Posted: 12/04/2011 at 04:49:05 |
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I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at her. The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one! In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid .... "Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you might be my kid." |
| Thread Admin: Splittinhairs(18-0-0) | Post#5 - Posted: 12/04/2011 at 04:54:28 |
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I pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and told my >friend >"That's us in 10 years". > >He said "That's a mirror, dip-shit! |
| Thread Admin: Splittinhairs(18-0-0) | Post#6 - Posted: 12/04/2011 at 05:17:17 |
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| Seller: familyguy(37-0-0) | Post#7 - Posted: 12/04/2011 at 06:52:42 |
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| Seller: familyguy(37-0-0) | Post#8 - Posted: 12/04/2011 at 07:23:08 |
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| Thread Admin: Splittinhairs(18-0-0) | Post#9 - Posted: 12/07/2011 at 13:39:44 |
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I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said "You're pulling my leg." |
| Former Seller: BRDouglas(6-0-0) | Post#10 - Posted: 12/07/2011 at 14:12:40 |
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Split, you crazy! |
