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Thread Admin: kraiger (47-0-0) Posted: 11/30/2011 at 12:15:12
Total Posts: 9
Thread Title: "A Vampier"
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A Vampier walks into a bar one day gos to bartender says get me a glass of boiling water bartendat says I thought Vampiers drank blood. Vampier reaches into his coat pulls out a used tampon says I am having tea today.

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Buyer: double(15-0-0) Post#1 - Posted: 11/30/2011 at 15:26:17
double

glad i am not a vampire.   yuk

Buyer: brainaxe(22-0-0) Post#2 - Posted: 11/30/2011 at 15:58:26
brainaxe

Make mine a "Bloody Mary" !

Former Seller: johnnysguns(70-0-0) Post#3 - Posted: 11/30/2011 at 19:05:30
johnnysguns

sick, sick, sick 

Seller: Hagrid(69-0-0) Post#4 - Posted: 11/30/2011 at 19:55:34
Hagrid

Hell, I use them as wicks for my buck lure. Soaked in doe pee of course.  LOL

Buyer: Splittinhairs(18-0-0) Post#5 - Posted: 12/01/2011 at 05:43:12
Splittinhairs

I put em between my Butt cheeks after the Chilli Sh!ts to prevent leaking! LOL

Seller: familyguy(37-0-0) Post#6 - Posted: 12/01/2011 at 06:42:41
familyguy

Funny you should mention that.  I had some wicked Thai food last night, and I am SO paying for it right now.

Former Seller: BRDouglas(6-0-0) Post#7 - Posted: 12/01/2011 at 08:58:45
BRDouglas

So FG your all thaid up.

Seller: familyguy(37-0-0) Post#8 - Posted: 12/01/2011 at 12:23:42
familyguy

Seller: familyguy(37-0-0) Post#9 - Posted: 12/01/2011 at 12:31:31
familyguy



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