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(Forum Home)--->(Jokes and Stories)--->(WHEN I WENT TO THE DOCTOR YESTERDAY)
Thread Admin: Bubba J (141-0-0) (Last 10 Posts) Posted: 07/12/2011 at 16:04:41
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Bubba J

Those  of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this! Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly line? Here's what  happened to Bubba: 

Bubba  walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Bubba said:  'Shingles.' So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a  seat.

Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Bubba what he had...Bubba said, 'Shingles.'  So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete history, etc.

A  half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, 'Shingles..'So the  nurse gave Bubba a blood test, a blood  pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and  told Bubba to take off all his clothes and wait for the  doctor.


An  hour later the doctor came in and found Bubba sitting patiently in the nude and asked Bubba what he  had.


Bubba said, 'Shingles.' The doctor asked, 'Where?'

Bubba said, 'Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload 'em?' 

Bubba J



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