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Thread Admin: AA-bob (5-0-0) (Last 10 Posts) Posted: 06/07/2011 at 19:36:44
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Thread Title: " JEFF FOXWORTHY ON MUSLIMS: "
AA-bob

 JEFF FOXWORTHY ON MUSLIMS:

You might be a Muslim If....
 
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. ...............  You may be a Muslim
 
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes..................... You may be a Muslim
 
3. You have more wives than teeth........ You may be a Muslim
 
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean..................... You may be a Muslim
 
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide........You may be a Muslim
 
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against........You may be a Muslim
 
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.....  You may be a Muslim
 
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.........You may be a Muslim
 
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four...............You may be a Muslim
 
10. Your cousin is President of the United States.........you may be a Muslim
 
11. You find this offensive or racist and don't want to forward it.........You may be a Muslim
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Buyer: brainaxe(21-0-0) Post#1 - Posted: 06/08/2011 at 08:37:27
brainaxe

12.  You are currently President of  the United States....You may be a muslim

Yell

Former Seller: Kan Do Arms(70-0-0) Post#2 - Posted: 06/08/2011 at 12:19:53
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they do own at least 1 sheet and 1 towel

Former Seller: Kan Do Arms(70-0-0) Post#3 - Posted: 06/08/2011 at 12:20:20
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they do own at least 1 sheet and 1 towel

Buyer: brainaxe(21-0-0) Post#4 - Posted: 06/08/2011 at 13:58:56
brainaxe

BTW, I never capitalize the word "muslim".  It doesn't deserve even that much respect!

Former Seller: johnnysguns(69-0-0) Post#5 - Posted: 06/08/2011 at 18:55:39
johnnysguns

Brain, I absolutely agree ! That's also why I don't capitalize obama.

Seller: Goatman007(7-0-0) Post#6 - Posted: 06/09/2011 at 10:29:44
Goatman007

Sorry guys, I capitalize ALL proper names. drilled into me by Mrs. BonaXXX, My eighth grade English teacher. Her lessons on diagraming sentences had me wishing for a suicide bomber!!

Buyer: brainaxe(21-0-0) Post#7 - Posted: 06/09/2011 at 10:34:46
brainaxe

Apple Polisher!  Brown Nozer!  Goody Two Shoes!  Teacher Pet! Tongue out

I'm gunna beat you up after school!!! Wink Gimme yur lunch money!!! Yell

 

Former Seller: Kan Do Arms(70-0-0) Post#8 - Posted: 06/10/2011 at 09:46:19
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imagonta tell ta teach

Buyer: brainaxe(21-0-0) Post#9 - Posted: 06/10/2011 at 13:10:19
brainaxe

? Undecided ?

Buyer: anita gun(10-0-0) Post#10 - Posted: 06/10/2011 at 17:07:55
anita gun

 he's gonna tell the teacher... Now wake up Brainx before ya get hit with the eraser..

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