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Thread Admin: Splittinhairs (18-0-0) (Last 10 Posts) Posted: 06/06/2011 at 13:59:14
Total Posts: 35
Thread Title: "Sheethead jokes"

Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat's milk.

 The older of the two pulls a bag out of her purse and starts flipping through photos.

 They start reminiscing. 'This is my oldest son, Mujibar. He would have been 24 years old now.' 'Yes, I remember him as a baby' says the other mother cheerfully.

 "He's a martyr now though" the mother confides. "Oh, so sad dear' says the other.

 'And this is my second son, Khalid. He would have been 21.' 'Oh, I remember him,' says the other happily, 'he had such curly hair when he was born.' 'He's a martyr too' says the mother quietly.

'Oh, gracious me . . . ' says the other.

 'And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He would have been 18', she whispers. "Yes" says the friend enthusiastically, 'I remember when he first started school' 'He's a martyr also,' says the mother, with tears in her eyes.

 After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and, searching for the right words, says . . .

 "They blow up so fast, don't they?"

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Former Seller: WALI(104-0-0) Post#1 - Posted: 06/06/2011 at 16:14:15

We, the USA, drop many bombs, all at the same time(especially on mecca & medina), BOOM! Their all DEAD, AND "WE BE LAFFIN", and the camels and goats would no longer live in fear..... Innocent WALI.................

Former Seller: BRDouglas(6-0-0) Post#2 - Posted: 06/07/2011 at 14:00:34

While shopping at the Dollar store today my wife said to go get a 9 roll pack of Scott toilet paper. As I got it I noticed on the package it said 1000 sheets per roll so I went on and got a tube of Preparation H also.

Buyer: krp57(32-0-1) Post#3 - Posted: 06/07/2011 at 17:15:04
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GRROOANN, chuckle.LMAO,Good One BR.....

Thread Admin: Splittinhairs(18-0-0) Post#4 - Posted: 06/08/2011 at 06:08:57


Seller: Hartwell Gun(1364-1-4) Post#5 - Posted: 06/08/2011 at 06:36:26
Hartwell Gun

Q. What do you call a Muslim who owns a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual

Q. What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats?
A. A pimp.

Q. When's the only time you should wink at a Muslim?
A. When aiming.

OK, to be equally offensive to Jews, just to be fair:

Q. How was copper wire invented?
A. Once, two Jews grabbed the same penny...

A man goes into an adult entertainment shop and asks
the assistant for an inflatable doll.

"Would you like male or female?"

"Female, please."

"Would you like Black or White?"

"White, please."

"Would you like Christian or Muslim?"

This question confused the man, so he asked,
"What has the religion got to do with it? It's an
inflatable doll!"

"Well," explained the assistant, "The Muslim one blows
itself up!"

Thread Admin: Splittinhairs(18-0-0) Post#6 - Posted: 06/08/2011 at 07:11:36

LOL again!

Buyer: 5thcommjarhead(71-0-0) Post#7 - Posted: 06/09/2011 at 04:52:05

News flash from Detroit!

In the wake of Osama Bin Laden's death, Muslims have gone on the rampage in Detroit, killing anyone who's Caucasian.

Police fear the death toll could rise as high as 2.

Former Seller: BRDouglas(6-0-0) Post#8 - Posted: 06/10/2011 at 13:27:05

I didnt know Detroit was a tourist spot.

Former Seller: Kan Do Arms(70-0-0) Post#9 - Posted: 06/10/2011 at 22:37:37
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that toll count way be my freinds HOWARD DOCKETT AND HIS WIFE

Buyer: 5thcommjarhead(71-0-0) Post#10 - Posted: 06/13/2011 at 08:14:54

My daily dose of Ron Smith had a segment about the "flash mobs" in Chicago who have used "social media" to gather to rob and beat the crap out of people.  Ron noted that the mobs are all black and the victims are all Caucasian - yet that fact is not noted in any of the news reports. 

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