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| Seller: Hagrid(65-0-0) | Post#1 - Posted: 05/06/2011 at 18:32:25 |
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again, can't cure stupid |
| Buyer: krp57(32-0-1) | Post#2 - Posted: 05/06/2011 at 20:57:57 |
| (no avatar) | It's good for a laugh,There's one good reason to pull up yer drawers......Krp |
| Seller: Goatman007(7-0-0) | Post#3 - Posted: 05/07/2011 at 06:06:04 |
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Haven't these idiots heard of a device that has been around for centuries called a BELT!!! |
| Seller: kraiger(43-0-0) | Post#4 - Posted: 05/08/2011 at 07:00:06 |
| (no avatar) | Yeah I see these kids with there pants down like that all the time. Makes me worry about the future. Then I would like to give them swift kick in bu!!. |
| Buyer: anita gun(8-0-0) | Post#5 - Posted: 05/08/2011 at 07:58:34 |
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YO-YO -YO, WHAT UP DOG.... Betcha even a fat cop holding coffee and donuts can catch a kid trying to run with his pants wrapped around his ankles and the untied skate board sneakers.. fleeing the scene arrest rates up 100% in the last ten years... |
| Buyer: anita gun(8-0-0) | Post#6 - Posted: 05/08/2011 at 08:10:58 |
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A$$ DIALING BANDITS.. |
| Seller: MealAndMore(309-1-2) | Post#7 - Posted: 05/11/2011 at 14:45:35 |
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| Former Seller: c3shooter(38-0-0) | Post#8 - Posted: 05/12/2011 at 21:38:00 |
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Richmond VA- Bank robber took the bag of money, and a dye pack (looks like money, but is explosives, dye, and tear gas) SHOVED the bag into the top of his PANTS, and ran for it. He made it about a half block before the explosives detonated in his skivvies, coating him with red dye and teargas. Let's se you explain THAT in the shower room at the jail! |
| Thread Admin: Splittinhairs(18-0-0) | Post#9 - Posted: 06/03/2011 at 08:15:13 |
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| Buyer: krp57(32-0-1) | Post#10 - Posted: 06/03/2011 at 15:24:08 |
| (no avatar) | WTF was that!!I hope that was the guy setting the bomb......Krp |