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Thread Admin: Splittinhairs (18-0-0) (Last 10 Posts) Posted: 05/06/2011 at 12:38:31
Total Posts: 57
Thread Title: "The dumb criminal thread"
Splittinhairs


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Seller: Hagrid(65-0-0) Post#1 - Posted: 05/06/2011 at 18:32:25
Hagrid

again, can't cure stupid

Buyer: krp57(32-0-1) Post#2 - Posted: 05/06/2011 at 20:57:57
(no avatar)

It's good for a laugh,There's one good reason to pull up yer drawers......Krp

Seller: Goatman007(7-0-0) Post#3 - Posted: 05/07/2011 at 06:06:04
Goatman007

Haven't these idiots heard of a device that has been around for centuries called a BELT!!!

Seller: kraiger(43-0-0) Post#4 - Posted: 05/08/2011 at 07:00:06
(no avatar)

Yeah I see these kids with there pants down like that all the time. Makes me worry about the future. Then I would like to give them swift kick in bu!!.

Buyer: anita gun(8-0-0) Post#5 - Posted: 05/08/2011 at 07:58:34
anita gun

 YO-YO -YO, WHAT UP DOG....   Betcha even a fat cop holding coffee and donuts can catch a kid trying to run with his pants wrapped around his ankles and the untied skate board sneakers..  fleeing the scene arrest rates up 100% in the last ten years...Tongue out

Buyer: anita gun(8-0-0) Post#6 - Posted: 05/08/2011 at 08:10:58
anita gun

http://www.9wsyr.com/news/local/story/Accidental-call-lets-911-dispatcher-listen-to-3/sFeNt6vEYUiXb11JGi6DGA.cspx

  A$$ DIALING BANDITS..Cool

Former Seller: MealAndMore(309-1-2) Post#7 - Posted: 05/11/2011 at 14:45:35
MealAndMore

Former Seller: c3shooter(38-0-0) Post#8 - Posted: 05/12/2011 at 21:38:00
c3shooter

Richmond VA- Bank robber took the bag of money, and a dye pack (looks like money, but is explosives, dye, and tear gas) SHOVED the bag into the top of his PANTS, and ran for it.  He made it about a half block before the explosives detonated in his skivvies, coating him with red dye and teargas.  Let's se you explain THAT in the shower room at the jail!

Thread Admin: Splittinhairs(18-0-0) Post#9 - Posted: 06/03/2011 at 08:15:13
Splittinhairs

Buyer: krp57(32-0-1) Post#10 - Posted: 06/03/2011 at 15:24:08
(no avatar)

WTF was that!!I hope that was the guy setting the bomb......Krp

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