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Thread Admin: Clermont (15-0-0) (Last 10 Posts) Posted: 05/06/2011 at 04:40:18
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Thread Title: "A WIFE'S FUNERAL"
Clermont
A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. As the pallbearers are carrying out the casket, they accidentally bump into a wall. Hearing a faint moan from inside, the woman’s husband opens the casket and finds that his wife is actually alive!

She dies again, 10 years later, at which point her husband has to go through another funeral. This time when the pallbearers carry the casket toward the door, the husband yells out, “Watch out for that f--king wall!”
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