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Thread Admin: AA-bob (5-0-0) (Last 10 Posts) Posted: 04/06/2011 at 08:40:49
Total Posts: 17
Thread Title: "John's Chicken Farm"
AA-bob

John was in the egg business.  He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets', and ten roosters to fertilize them.  He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.   This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters.  Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing.  Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.   John's favorite rooster, Obama, was a very fine specimen, but this morning he noticed Obama's bell hadn't rung at all!  When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.   To John's amazement, Obama had thought of a way to do it without work, he had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring.  He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.   John was so proud of Obama, he entered him in the Chicago County Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.   The result was the judges not only awarded Obama the No Bell Piece Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.   Clearly Obama was a politician.  Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.   Vote carefully next fall, the bells are not always audible.

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Buyer: brainaxe(20-0-0) Post#1 - Posted: 04/06/2011 at 13:24:19
brainaxe

Layin' hens are called "pullets" ?

But should be called "pushems" ! Laughing

Former Seller: Cutter315(2-0-0) Post#2 - Posted: 04/06/2011 at 15:24:28
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It'd be a lot funnier if it weren't so danged true!

Former Seller: BRDouglas(6-0-0) Post#3 - Posted: 04/06/2011 at 20:04:56
BRDouglas

I guess thats what happens when the bad egg actually hatches.

Buyer: Splittinhairs(18-0-0) Post#4 - Posted: 04/07/2011 at 05:56:11
Splittinhairs

OK, What came first, the Egg or the Bacon?

Buyer: 5thcommjarhead(71-0-0) Post#5 - Posted: 04/07/2011 at 06:15:09
5thcommjarhead

What came first?  The rooster.

Seller: Goatman007(7-0-0) Post#6 - Posted: 04/07/2011 at 07:03:11
Goatman007

The pineapple.

Former Seller: johnnysguns(69-0-0) Post#7 - Posted: 04/07/2011 at 19:22:12
johnnysguns

Undecided  ????

Buyer: brainaxe(20-0-0) Post#8 - Posted: 04/08/2011 at 06:15:14
brainaxe

Yeah, Johnnysguns, I was scratchin' my knauggun on that one too! Undecided

 

And 5th - That ain't necessarily so..... Could be the Rooster was "Lickin' Chickin' Good" !!!

Tongue out

 

Seller: Goatman007(7-0-0) Post#9 - Posted: 04/08/2011 at 06:32:49
Goatman007

Johnny, Brain, you guys never watched Monty Python, or listened to the Netflix commercials? The ridiculous answer is to point out the ridiculous question. IE, which came first, the chicken or the egg? A. 42

Buyer: Splittinhairs(18-0-0) Post#10 - Posted: 04/08/2011 at 07:17:18
Splittinhairs

Questions are only Ridiculous if you dont know the answer.Undecided

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