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Thread Admin: 5thcommjarhead (70-0-0) (Last 10 Posts) Posted: 03/22/2011 at 06:09:23
Total Posts: 14
Thread Title: "Good Doggy!"
A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador Retriever in the middle seat next to the man.

The first man looked very quizzically at the dog and asked why the dog was allowed on the plane.

The second man explained that he was from the Drug Enforcement Agency and that the dog was a "sniffing dog".

"His name is Sniffer and he's the best there is.  I'll show you once we get airborne, when I put him to work."

The plane took off, and once it had leveled out, the agent said, "Watch this."
He told Sniffer to "Search!"
Sniffer jumped down, walked along the aisle, and finally sat very purposefully next to a woman for several seconds.
Sniffer then returned to his seat and put one paw on the agent's arm.

The agent said, "Good boy", and he turned to the man and said, "That woman is in possession of marijuana.  I'm making a note of her seat number and the authorities will apprehend her when we land."

"Gee, that's pretty good," replied the first man.

Once again, the agent sent Sniffer to search the aisles.

The Lab sniffed about, sat down beside a man for a few seconds, returned to its seat, and this time he placed two paws on the agent's arm.
The agent said, "That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making a note of his seat number for the police."

"I like it!" said his seat mate.

The agent then told Sniffer to "Search!" again.

Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a little while, sat down for a moment, and then came racing back to the agent, jumped into the middle seat and proceeded to crap all over the place.

The first man was really surprised by this behavior and couldn't figure out how or why a well-trained dog would behave like that. So he asked the agent, "What's going on?"

The agent nervously replied, "He just found a bomb."
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Seller: Goatman007(7-0-0) Post#1 - Posted: 03/22/2011 at 06:38:24


Former Seller: BRDouglas(6-0-0) Post#2 - Posted: 03/22/2011 at 08:59:07


Former Seller: MealAndMore(297-2-2) Post#3 - Posted: 03/22/2011 at 10:57:47

Seller: Hagrid(65-0-0) Post#4 - Posted: 03/22/2011 at 11:30:17

Top ten reasons why a dog is better than a woman

10. A dog's parents will never visit you.

9. A dog loves you when you leave your clothes on the floor.

8. A dog limits its time in the bathroom to a quick drink.

7. A dog never expects you to telephone.

6. A dog will not get mad at you if you forget its birthday.

5. A dog does not care about the previous dogs in your life.

4. A dog does not get mad at you if you pet another dog.

3. A dog never expects flowers on Valentine's Day.

2. The later you are, the happier a dog is to see you.

1. A dog does not shop

Seller: Hagrid(65-0-0) Post#5 - Posted: 03/22/2011 at 11:33:38

A little girl asks her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"
Mom says, "The dog is in heat, go ask daddy."

The little girl goes to her father,
"Dad, can I take Susie for a walk around the block? Mom said the dog is in heat and that I should ask you."
"Hm." He answers, takes a rag, soaks it with gasoline, and scrubs the dog's butt with it.
"OK, you can go now but keep Susie on the leash."

Little girl goes and returns a few minutes later with no dog on the leash.
Dad asks, "Where is Susie?"
Little girl says, "Susie ran out of gas about halfway down the block. But another dog is pushing her home."

Buyer: Splittinhairs(18-0-0) Post#6 - Posted: 03/22/2011 at 11:49:53

Little Dog Humps Big Dog - Watch more Funny Videos

Thread Admin: 5thcommjarhead(70-0-0) Post#7 - Posted: 03/22/2011 at 12:16:10

Ah, Hope springs eternal!  (Hang on, Snoopy ....)

Seller: jessmoon(129-0-0) Post#8 - Posted: 03/22/2011 at 12:53:14

I'll bet he had to smoke a whole pack of cigarettes after that.Laughing

Buyer: Splittinhairs(18-0-0) Post#9 - Posted: 03/22/2011 at 13:16:46


Former Seller: quackilla(19-0-0) Post#10 - Posted: 03/22/2011 at 13:18:55

What a good pic of Hart,5th and Jess

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