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Thread Admin: AuctionArmsCeo (7-0-0) Posted: 03/18/2011 at 18:27:18
Total Posts: 8
Thread Title: "This sniper walks into a bar... Ouch."
AuctionArmsCeo

Yeah, nobody likes puns.  I know.  See if you can do better.
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Seller: Hagrid(64-0-0) Post#1 - Posted: 03/18/2011 at 18:31:11
Hagrid

Talk about expansion. Not talking about 5th's waistline.Way to go AA Trapper

Buyer: anita gun(8-0-0) Post#2 - Posted: 03/18/2011 at 19:49:57
anita gun

  how long before someone complains the furum list is toooo long..???

Split you've got a lot of threads to move...

Is this thread for adults only ??? Buddy Hacket jokes welcome ???

Seller: oldmanjeffers(204-0-0) Post#3 - Posted: 03/18/2011 at 22:29:25
oldmanjeffers

How much cocaine has Charlie sheen done?

 

Enough to kill two and a half men!

Seller: jessmoon(129-0-0) Post#4 - Posted: 03/19/2011 at 04:45:09
jessmoon

I see Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan are staring in a new series called 2 1/2 grams.

Seller: Hagrid(64-0-0) Post#5 - Posted: 03/19/2011 at 06:14:37
Hagrid

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"    Trap

Seller: kats(904-0-0) Post#6 - Posted: 03/19/2011 at 08:04:46
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Hey - shouldn't that new target shooting thread be in here? Sealed

Seller: jessmoon(129-0-0) Post#7 - Posted: 03/20/2011 at 06:05:31
jessmoon

Trap, LMAO

Seller: Hagrid(65-0-0) Post#8 - Posted: 03/23/2011 at 16:11:05
Hagrid

A turkey was chatting with a bull.

'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.' 'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.


Moral of the story: Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..


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