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Thread Admin: AA-bob (5-0-0) Posted: 02/25/2011 at 13:14:06
Total Posts: 10
Thread Title: "This is alarming!!"
AA-bob

Beer contains female hormones!

 Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!

Last month, Montreal University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.   

The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 schooners of beer within a one (1) hour period.

It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:-

 1) Argued over nothing.

2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

3) Gained weight.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

5) Became overly emotional

6) Couldn't drive.

7) Failed to think rationally, and

8) Had to sit down while urinating.

 No further testing was considered necessary!!

 Send this to the men you know to warn them about drinking too much beer!

 

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Buyer: Splittinhairs(18-0-0) Post#1 - Posted: 02/25/2011 at 14:07:36
Splittinhairs

Wine and Whiskey do too! LOL

Seller: Hagrid(63-0-0) Post#2 - Posted: 02/25/2011 at 14:21:16
Hagrid

Look what single malt did to 5th, He wears a skirt.   Trap

Buyer: anita gun(8-0-0) Post#3 - Posted: 02/25/2011 at 14:38:59
anita gun

 Guess I drank myself into being a true lesbian then  ( smiley face, tongue out, girl kiss emotion face...)

 

Former Seller: Kan Do Arms(70-0-0) Post#4 - Posted: 02/25/2011 at 15:14:31
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5th has always wore a dress he also has a hole wore in the front for a quick escape

Buyer: brainaxe(19-0-0) Post#5 - Posted: 02/26/2011 at 10:48:12
brainaxe

There's a pun about Andy wore hole in there somewhere...... Kiss

Buyer: JohnT007(50-0-0) Post#6 - Posted: 02/26/2011 at 11:05:01
(no avatar)

Now that was a great post Trapper. JohnT

Buyer: Nobdentist(0-0-0) Post#7 - Posted: 02/26/2011 at 17:27:17
(no avatar)

Hey I guess were working on getting that "MANGINA"

Seller: Hagrid(63-0-0) Post#8 - Posted: 02/27/2011 at 12:45:35
Hagrid

Thanks JohnT, I get one right now and then But what the hell, Mike is such an easy target.   Trap

Buyer: 5thcommjarhead(70-0-0) Post#9 - Posted: 02/28/2011 at 04:06:02
5thcommjarhead

Hunh?  What whuzzat?  Sorry, I missed it while I was adjusting my "man bra".

Seller: EOD 1959(32-0-0) Post#10 - Posted: 03/08/2011 at 14:22:06
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How do you make a hormone????

Don't pay her



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