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Thread Admin: Trebuchet (22-0-0) (Last 10 Posts) Posted: 01/06/2010 at 09:46:06
Total Posts: 19
Thread Title: "Thoughts to ponder...."
(no avatar) as forwarded from my dear mother

Thoughts to ponder . . . .

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this -- ever.

15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

18. My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that?

19. I think the freezer deserves a light as well..

20. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Bud Lite than Kay.

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Seller: RobW(113-0-0) Post#1 - Posted: 01/06/2010 at 19:46:21
(no avatar) Very good! For #20, I can hear the background music "Every bleep begins with Bud."

Former Seller: BRDouglas(6-0-0) Post#2 - Posted: 01/07/2010 at 09:24:20
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Former Seller: BRDouglas(6-0-0) Post#3 - Posted: 01/07/2010 at 10:38:28
BRDouglas Heres to you Mr back seat romantic with a case of beer and a date! Bud Light salutes you!

Buyer: brainaxe(12-0-0) Post#4 - Posted: 01/07/2010 at 12:05:51
brainaxe Treb-Good post. I'll bet #2 is really your personal #1???

Buyer: Splittinhairs(18-0-0) Post#5 - Posted: 01/07/2010 at 12:21:07
Splittinhairs LMAO!!

Thread Admin: Trebuchet(22-0-0) Post#6 - Posted: 01/07/2010 at 13:21:29
(no avatar) well I take enough number 2 Brain so all I can say is number one on it!

Former Seller: WALI(69-0-0) Post#7 - Posted: 01/07/2010 at 14:10:29
WALI Brain,ROFLMAO...., You nailed it. WALI............

Thread Admin: Trebuchet(22-0-0) Post#8 - Posted: 01/07/2010 at 18:04:21
(no avatar) can you still walk?

Seller: tomon(63-0-0) Post#9 - Posted: 01/07/2010 at 18:54:02
tomon If you don't expect me to chew bubble gum at the same time.

Thread Admin: Trebuchet(23-0-0) Post#10 - Posted: 03/18/2010 at 13:26:06
(no avatar)

WHEN TO START CUSSING! 
A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. 
The 6 year old asks, "You know what? I think it's about 
time we started   cussing." The 4 year old nods his head in 
approval. The 6 year old continues, "When we go downstairs 
for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you 
say something with a$$." The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, 
"Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios. 
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen 
floor,  gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!" She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"

"I don't know," he blubbers,

"but you can bet your fat a$$ it won't be Cheerios!"

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