Three rednecks were working on a cellphone tower: Cooter, Ronnie and Donnie. As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the tower and dies instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Ronnie says, well, damn, someone should go tell his wife. Donnie says, okay, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it. Two hours later he comes back, carrying a case of Budweiser beer. Ronnie says, where did you get that beer Donnie? Cooters wife gave it to me, Donnie replied. Thats unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you a case of beer? Well, not exactly, Donnie said. When she answerd the door, I said to her, you must be Cooters widow? She said, you must be mistaken, I'm not a widow. Then I said, I'll bet you a case of Bud you are.....Rednecks are good at sensitive stuff.
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