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Thread Admin: Splittinhairs (17-0-0) (Last 10 Posts) Posted: 01/27/2009 at 11:47:38
Total Posts: 5
Thread Title: "3 rednecks"
Splittinhairs Three rednecks were working on a cellphone tower: Cooter, Ronnie and Donnie. As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the tower and dies instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Ronnie says, well, damn, someone should go tell his wife. Donnie says, okay, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it. Two hours later he comes back, carrying a case of Budweiser beer. Ronnie says, where did you get that beer Donnie? Cooters wife gave it to me, Donnie replied. Thats unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you a case of beer? Well, not exactly, Donnie said. When she answerd the door, I said to her, you must be Cooters widow? She said, you must be mistaken, I'm not a widow. Then I said, I'll bet you a case of Bud you are.....Rednecks are good at sensitive stuff.
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Former Seller: quackilla(14-0-0) Post#1 - Posted: 01/27/2009 at 16:54:00
quackilla yup we got feelings lmao quack

Former Seller: Nevada Fatboy(42-0-0) Post#2 - Posted: 01/27/2009 at 18:40:11
Nevada Fatboy Nothing More THHAAANN FEEEELINGS....., Tryin to forget Liiifes..., feelings ah of looooove! woa, woa, woa.....

Seller: tomon(52-0-0) Post#3 - Posted: 01/28/2009 at 06:09:34
tomon Don't give up your day job!!!

Thread Admin: Splittinhairs(17-0-0) Post#4 - Posted: 01/28/2009 at 07:28:33
Splittinhairs 209, did that nailgun get you a little higher this time. Your singin is kinda high piched. LOL

Former Seller: BRDouglas(5-0-0) Post#5 - Posted: 01/28/2009 at 11:56:26
BRDouglas Hope you didnt nail them to the wall LOL!

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