Thread Title: "Gleaned from the Antique Gun Newsletter,"
Man's Best Friend
This really works...!
If you don't believe it, just try this experiment.
Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour.
When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you!
A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?
The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, 'About 2 hours. The guy left
A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked,
How long before I can get a haircut?'
The barber looked around at the shop and said, About 3 hours. The guy left.
A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?'
The barber looked around the shop and said, About an hour and a half. The guy left.
The barber turned to his friend and said, 'Hey, Bob, do me a favor.Follow that guy and see where he goes.
He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back.
A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asked, 'So, where does that guy go when he leaves?'
Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said, 'Your house!'
Two men were talking on an airplane:
In the last month with the crash in the stock market, I have lost half my net worth. Do you know the worst part? I'm still married.
Guy walks into a barber shop with a little boy with a real mop, and say "Cut the kid's hair, I'm going to grab a beer nextdoor." After he's finished the barber asks the boy when his father is coming back. The boy replies "He's not my dad, he's just some guy who said hey kid do you want a free haircut?"
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