Three women, two younger and one senior citizen, were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young women pressed her forarm and the beeping stopped. The others looked at her questioningly. 'That was my pager,' she said. I have a microchip under the skin of my arm. A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young women lifted her palm to her ear, when she finished, she explained,'that was my mobil phone. I have a microchip in my hand.' The older women felt very low-tech. Not to be outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her. The older women finally said...Well, will you look at that...I'm getting a fax!!
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