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Thread Admin: Splittinhairs (17-0-0) (Last 10 Posts) Posted: 04/21/2008 at 09:08:46
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Thread Title: "LIFES DIRECTION"
Splittinhairs May best to live my next life backwards! You start out dead and get that out of the way right away. Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling better everyday. When you are kicked out of the home for being to healthy, you spend several years enjoying your retirement and collecting benefit checks. When you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day, untill pretty soon you're to young to work. So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink, and party. As you get even younger, you become a kid again. You go to elementary school, play, and have no responsibilities. In a few years, you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged keeping you happy. You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like conditions: central heating, room service on tap. Until finally...You finnish off as an orgasm.
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