While Bear hunting I grew tird and sit down by a big oak tree,took by back-pac off and sit it with my gun against a tree while I was napping a Bear came up and grabbed my back-pac with my lunch in it and knocked my gun over getting it full of dirt so I couldn't shoot it with-out taking it home and cleaning it up
If I ever see that Bear again I'm going to shoot it
First day here comes Bullwinkle walking past me at 35yds.,I kneel down on one knee and take carful aim with my 30-06 and pull the trigger,Bullwinkle just stops and looks at me as to say I thought that I felt a bee sting
Next day Joe comes back with the 270. OLE BULL, he see's Joe way fore Joe sees him
Now Bull ; he ain't scared of Joe. He done missed him one time.So Bull cides he'll have a little fun. Picks up a couple of friends. Walks right out in front of Joe . Not 30 yards out. Got two big Gobblers ridin on his horns.