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Thread Admin: AA-bob (3-0-0) (Last 10 Posts) Posted: 09/16/2007 at 13:05:00
Total Posts: 8
Thread Title: "THE "P.S." SAYS IT ALL"

To my darling husband,

Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway.

Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.

The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.

I am enclosing a picture for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife.

P.S. Your girlfriend called.

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Buyer: ripleyslady(0-0-0) Post#1 - Posted: 09/16/2007 at 20:23:31
(no avatar) Now that's what I call a combo OOPS and YOU'RE BUSTED DUDE!!

Buyer: 5thcommjarhead(39-0-0) Post#2 - Posted: 09/17/2007 at 04:42:56
5thcommjarhead A Corvette, two motorcycles, and a mistress? That dude has (okay, had) waaaay too many toys!

Buyer: Splittinhairs(16-0-0) Post#3 - Posted: 09/17/2007 at 06:03:04
Splittinhairs I know my wife would never do that if I had a girlfreind. She said she'd cut off my unit and nail it to a tree, I'd rather have her wreck my toys!

Buyer: 5thcommjarhead(39-0-0) Post#4 - Posted: 09/18/2007 at 05:12:08
5thcommjarhead If your wife is named Lorena, you'd better believe it!

Thread Admin: AA-bob(3-0-0) Post#5 - Posted: 09/18/2007 at 10:26:45
AA-bob Just wonder what his gun safe looks like? Bet she really tried to get in there before she resorted to stacking vehicles! LOL!

Buyer: 5thcommjarhead(39-0-0) Post#6 - Posted: 09/19/2007 at 03:28:15
5thcommjarhead Yep. Gun safe probably has dents all over it. Say, is that mess up above what you'd call a "pile up"? I'd reckon so.

Buyer: Splittinhairs(16-0-0) Post#7 - Posted: 09/19/2007 at 05:59:24
Splittinhairs Should be a Ford commertal, built Ford tough. I wonder if that cooler is full of beer?

Buyer: 5thcommjarhead(39-0-0) Post#8 - Posted: 09/19/2007 at 18:20:57
5thcommjarhead Could be. The lid is plastered.

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