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|Former Seller: OLD RATTLER(154-0-0)||Post#1 - Posted: 08/19/2007 at 02:22:35|
|(no avatar)||Shows folks who is still in charge of this ole world HUH!!|
|Buyer: 5thcommjarhead(38-0-0)||Post#2 - Posted: 08/19/2007 at 03:39:45|
|Old Rattler likes thunderstorms, especially when he's feeling run down. The doc can put the cables to the electrodes on his neck and give him a recharge.|
|Former Seller: OLD RATTLER(154-0-0)||Post#3 - Posted: 08/19/2007 at 05:23:15|
|(no avatar)||NAW; JARHEAD;JUST FIND A BIG HILL WITH SAND AND ISONGLASS ON TOP.HOLD TWO COPPER RODS IN EACH HAND UP TOWARDS THE HEAVENS DURING A THUNDERSTORM.
THE GOOD LORD WILL CHARGE YOUR BATTERIES FOR FREE.WHY YOU THINK I REMAIN SO ORNERY AT 60 YEARS OLD?
I GOT THE HILL WITH THE SAND AND ISONGLASS ON TOP.I GOT THE COPPER RODS. I GOT THE AFTERNOON THUNDERSTORMS RIGHT NOW, MOST EVERY DAY. AND ABOVE ALL,I GOT THE GOOD LORD.
YOU HAVE A FREE INVITATION TO COME ON DOWN AND GET REJUVINATED.SEE HOW TOUGH YOU REALLY ARE.
YOU WIND UP, EITHER A NEW MAN, OR A CRISPY CRITTER.ALL DEPENDS ON YOUR FRAME OF MIND, AND WHAT'S IN YOUR HEART.
CARE TO TAKE THE CHALLENGE?L.O.L.
I WAGER YOU WON'T L.O.L. AGAIN.
|Buyer: Splittinhairs(16-0-0)||Post#4 - Posted: 08/19/2007 at 05:57:11|
|I love thunder storms except when I'm fishin.|
|Buyer: 5thcommjarhead(38-0-0)||Post#5 - Posted: 08/19/2007 at 13:36:43|
|Old Rattler - What's in my heart is a bunch of re-routed plumbing. Thanks for the invite but after 3 heart attacks and a quadruple by-pass plus 117 stitches over the years to sew various parts of me back together or back on, I am thoroughly convinced of my own mortality and don't need to tempt The Almighty by being foolish. Not even by fishing with a graphite rod.|
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