GunAuction Forum - Country Funeral (courtesy of the Old Rattler)
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|Seller: RobW(108-0-0)||Post#1 - Posted: 07/09/2007 at 14:09:46|
|(no avatar)||This is a true story. It is not a crock of $#!t.|
|Thread Admin: AA-bob(2-0-0)||Post#2 - Posted: 07/09/2007 at 18:33:41|
RobW, Of course it is! What do you think they buried in the ground.
|Seller: RobW(108-0-0)||Post#3 - Posted: 07/11/2007 at 12:31:22|
|(no avatar)||Of course it was a crock, but it was still empty!|
|Former Seller: OLD RATTLER(153-0-0)||Post#4 - Posted: 07/11/2007 at 20:51:25|
|(no avatar)||I would not be surprised, if this were not, a TRUE story.L.O.L.|
|Buyer: Splittinhairs(16-0-0)||Post#5 - Posted: 07/12/2007 at 05:53:02|
|Was there a vent pipe sticking out the top just in case, and maybe a lid.|
|Buyer: S.H Panda(0-0-0)||Post#6 - Posted: 01/22/2008 at 06:51:15|
|(no avatar)||I hear this one when I was at LeJeune- in NC where "white lightnin'" was a common as Holy Water in the Vatican. Old preacher at the Anticostal First Baptist Church retires, the Deacons send out the call for a replacement, will interview him, have him preach on Sunday and then have a sit-down potluck afterwards on the Church lawn. They get a "newbie" right from Preacher's School, gives a bang-up sermon, leads the Hymn singing, and after the potluck says to the Head Deacon "Say, I'd like to serve the Lord here, what are my chances of gettin' the call?" The Head Deacon says- "Well now son, you gave a real Hellfire 'n Brimstone sermon, did a fine job with 'Amazin' Grace' indeed, but you got yourself in a mite of trouble at the sit-down potluck." "How so, asked the 'newbie", was there something wrong with the Blessing I gave?" "Nope, that was fine, but when my wife ashed if you'd care for more corn, you passed your glass instead of your plate."|
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