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Thread Admin: Pappa Jim (29-1-0) (Last 10 Posts) Posted: 05/04/2007 at 08:07:02
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Thread Title: "Getting married."
Pappa Jim A guy and his girlfriend had been dating for over a year, and so they decided to get married.

There was only one little thing bothering him...It was her beautiful younger sister.

His prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally went bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near him, and he always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day the "little" sister called and asked him to come over to check the wedding invitations.

She was alone when he arrived, and she whispered to him that she had feelings and desires for him that she couldn't overcome. She told him that she wanted him just once before he got married and committed his life to her sister.

Well, he was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."

He was stunned and frozen in shock as he watched her go up the stairs. He stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. He opened the door, and headed straight towards his car.

Lo and behold, his entire future family was standing outside all clapping! With tears in his eyes, the father-in-law hugged him and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"

The moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.

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Buyer: got sig?(7-0-0) Post#1 - Posted: 05/04/2007 at 22:54:50
(no avatar) Makes you wonder how many times little sister got some? LOL

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