i used to drive by this farm house every day to work for about one year, and this pig sat on the pourch and he only had three legs, the first time i took notice to him. over the next 9 months he lost another leg. i stoped one day and ask the farmer, what was going on with the pig. he said about a year ago they had a house fire, and the pig woke them up and saved there lives, i said whats that have to do with the missing legs, he said well just three months ago a man broke into the house, and had all our valuebles in a bag, and the pig bit him on the leg and he dropped the bag, so the pig saver our valuebles. i said whats that have to do with the pig missing two legs, he said if you have a pig that good you don,t eat him all at once
Could this have actally been the Ziffle place ?,Possibly the pigs name was Arnold? Maybe he was in the process of completing his pig to people change? Lose the extra legs touch up the nose and Walla you got Chuckles Shumer or feed him a little more and he takes on the Kennedy look. Who knows with a sex change he could be a stand in for old Hillary or maybe he could just cross his legs, I don't think anyone could tell the differance , and his politics might be more American.
hangfire, the pigs name is ernie. and he is pissed at you for your remarks. look like shumer, or old teddy. and the hillary commit was just to much. he wants you to know he,s heterpigeal and is going to keep his b-lls. he would have typed this himself, but with split hoofs no one could read it. eastbank for ernie.
Eastbank Please give Ernie my humblist of appologies. After giving it much thought I realized your pig did good things for people. I must admit all pigs look alike to me. So tell him it was an honest mistake and he does smell better than the other swine I mentioned.SORRY ERNIE!!