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Thread Admin: WALI (44-0-0)

Posted: 02/15/2009 at 16:59:40

Total Posts: 12

Thread Title: "biker chili"

A duded-up city rider walks into a seedy tavern in Sturgis, SD. He sits down at the bar and notices a grizzled old biker with his arms folded, staring blankly at a full bowl of chili. After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the newby rider bravely asks the old biker, 'If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?' The old veteran of a thousand rides slowly turns his head toward the young pup and says, 'Nah, you go ahead.' Eagerly, the guy wearing the shiny new leather fashions reaches over and slides the bowl into his place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom of the bowl and notices a dead mouse in the chilli. The sight was very shocking and he immediately barfed up the chili back into the bowl. The old biker quietly says, 'Yep, that's as far as I got, too.' WALI.................

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Buyer: Splittinhairs(17-0-0)

Post#1 - Posted: 02/16/2009 at 05:42:27

Stinkin Biker Trash!!! LOL

Former Seller: BRDouglas(6-0-0)

Post#2 - Posted: 02/16/2009 at 08:54:51

LOL!

Former Seller: Nevada Fatboy(50-0-0)

Post#3 - Posted: 02/16/2009 at 09:42:00

HEY, I HEARD THAT!!!

Buyer: Splittinhairs(17-0-0)

Post#4 - Posted: 02/16/2009 at 12:03:18

What are you LOLin about BR. I've seen pictures of you, your nothin but White Tattoo'd trash. LMAO.

Former Seller: BRDouglas(6-0-0)

Post#5 - Posted: 02/16/2009 at 13:17:16

Hey split I may be but I aint eating no chili for awhile either LOL!

Buyer: Splittinhairs(17-0-0)

Post#6 - Posted: 02/16/2009 at 13:31:25

Me neither unless I cook it myself. LMAO.

Former Seller: BRDouglas(6-0-0)

Post#7 - Posted: 02/16/2009 at 13:38:43

When I was in the Navy we went to Halifax Nova Scotia one time. Me and some of my buddies was sitting at a table at this bar and there was this drunk chick at the table next to ours drinking this huge piniacoloda. Well she drinks it all and suddenly upchucks back into her glass. It looked just like the piniacoloda she just finished. She gets up leaves the glass on the table and stumbles out of the bar. I never wanted to drink another piniacoloda after that and never will.

Former Seller: ELDORADO 1(235-0-0)

Post#8 - Posted: 02/17/2009 at 15:55:14

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WALI....Please forgive my sense of humor but somehow I pictured you when I read this:

Today's Chuckle

You are on the bus when you suddenly realize ... You need to fart.

The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. After A couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop.

As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and that's when you remember: you've been listening to your ipod

Thread Admin: WALI(44-0-0)

Post#9 - Posted: 02/17/2009 at 17:54:55

ELDO1,"says" WALI....Please forgive my sense of humor but somehow I pictured you when I read this: ) WALI says, this was a joke, but, your 3rd eye saw through the fasade. It was a thing that actually happened to me. Only it didn't involve chili, it was a chick.....35yrs ago.... almost grin, STILL PUKIN, WALI..........

Former Seller: quackilla(14-0-0)

Post#10 - Posted: 02/17/2009 at 19:51:16

That will ruin the moment lol Quack

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