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| Buyer: Splittinhairs(17-0-0) | Post#1 - Posted: 07/31/2008 at 06:02:47 |
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OUCH!! |
| Buyer: george d corrier(1-0-0) | Post#2 - Posted: 07/31/2008 at 11:50:55 |
| (no avatar) | That's about how my luck runs too! |
| Seller: axolotl(199-0-0) | Post#3 - Posted: 07/31/2008 at 13:56:00 |
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She was just getting even. On the carriage ride home from thier wedding the horse kicked the buggy and he said 'that's once' A while later the horse kicked the buggy a second time and he said 'that`s twice' A while later the horse kicked the buggy again and he said 'that's three times' and got out of the buggy and shot the horse dead. She said 'that was a stupid thing to do.' And he said 'that`s once'. axolotl |
| Buyer: Splittinhairs(17-0-0) | Post#4 - Posted: 07/31/2008 at 14:40:04 |
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The man was holding a gun to his head ready to pull the trigger when his wife walked in and started laughing, he said shut up, your next! |
| Seller: Hartwell Gun(946-1-2) | Post#5 - Posted: 08/10/2008 at 12:59:27 |
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Copper Wire------ After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, New York scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion, that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago. Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, in California an archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, headlines in the LA Times newspaper read: 'California archaeologists have found traces of 200 year old copper wire and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers.' One week later, 'Cowpens Daily News,' a local newspaper in South Carolina , reported the following: After digging as deep as 30 feet in his pasture near Cowpens, South Carolina , Billy 'Bubba' Mitchell, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Mr. Mitchell has therefore concluded that 300 years ago, South Carolina had already gone wireless. The South rises again! |
| Former Seller: babun(61-1-0) | Post#6 - Posted: 08/10/2008 at 17:45:16 |
| (no avatar) | Hartwell... you ain't right!!!LOL LOL LOL bob |
| Buyer: george d corrier(1-0-0) | Post#7 - Posted: 08/10/2008 at 20:20:40 |
| (no avatar) | CUTE HARTWELL!!!!!!lolrof |
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