A TOUCHING STORY ABOUT LOVE AND MARRIAGE!! An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort forced himself down the stairs, gripping the railing with both hands. With labored breath, he leaned against the door frame, gazing into the kitchen. Were it not for deaths' agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven: there, spread out upon cooling racks on the kitchen table were literally hundreds of his favorite chocolate chip cookies. Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted wife, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man? Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself toward the table, landing on his knees in a rumpled posture. His parched lips parted; the wondrous taste of the cookie was already in his mouth; seemingly bringing him back to life. The aged and withered hand, shakingly made its way to a cookie at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked with a spatula by his wife. "Stay out of those," she said, "they're for the funeral!!!"
She was just getting even. On the carriage ride home from thier wedding the horse kicked the buggy and he said 'that's once' A while later the horse kicked the buggy a second time and he said 'that`s twice' A while later the horse kicked the buggy again and he said 'that's three times' and got out of the buggy and shot the horse dead. She said 'that was a stupid thing to do.' And he said 'that`s once'. axolotl
After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, New York scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion, that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago. Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, in California an archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, headlines in the LA Times newspaper read: 'California archaeologists have found traces of 200 year old copper wire and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers.'
One week later, 'Cowpens Daily News,' a local newspaper in South Carolina , reported the following:
After digging as deep as 30 feet in his pasture near Cowpens, South Carolina , Billy 'Bubba' Mitchell, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Mr. Mitchell has therefore concluded that 300 years ago, South Carolina had already gone wireless.
The South rises again!
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